For my 877th review, Luke Bryan stumbles yet again as his genre slips even further away.
Best Songs: ‘Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset’, ‘Drinking Again, ‘Land Of A Million Songs’
Worst Songs: ‘Light It Up’, ‘She’s A Hot One’
4/10
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The Story Of Luke
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Introduction to Luke/Acts
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Mark has a lower body?
Mark is all i want for Christmas by Mariah carey gonna hit the top 10 next week
This Town didn’t make the Year End Hot 100.
And Look At Me did. This depresses me.
Eminem review when?
I love the new way this video was shot!!
Yeah… Luke Bryan’s always fun. Might I point out how ironic this album’s title is? What makes you country? How about not being Luke Bryan?
YOU COVERED UP VOLTORB! Give the child his attention in video………. Wtf is wrong with me
Luke Bryan is a big dilf
More Luke Bryan, and in a plain white T-shirt, no less!
Top 100 … how many songs (You Support) use the N word and F word …. Luke Bryan doesn’t have to use those words … your review is very negative … Luke might decide to create SUICIDE this Christmas … HIS TEAM???? BAD … ???? Luke was the entertainer of the Year … 2 times or more … you discriminate …against Country People… true or false?
We got a leg reveal at 30k? Worth the wait.
No Voltorb. This is a Shakespearian tragedy.
Luke is 41 …
thank you mark, you know how to satisfy me…
*leg intensifies*
you are wearing the same shirt you did in your last 2 luke bryan reviews
Voltorb doesn’t look quite right with the way he’s looking here.
On a completely unrelated note, something tells me your year-end lists for Billboard’s music this year is going to be *a lot* of fun on both sides of the field. 😉
luke bryan the type of dude to get drunk at his son’s grad party
Billboard Hot 100 Re-Entries & Debuts (December 23rd)
Note: Four Christmas songs jump to the Hot 100, because, well, it’s that time of year again. Also, notice the rise of 6ix9ine this week.
Re-Entries
90. Broken Halos by Chris Stapleton
53. Tell Me You Love Me by Demi Lovato
47. A Holly Jolly Christmas by Buri Ives
45. It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams
42. The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) by Nat King Cole
37. Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee
Debuts
99. Criminal by Natti Natasha x Ozuna
98. Five More Minutes by Scotty McCreery
97. Marry Me by Thomas Rhett
95. Bella y Sensual by Romeo Santos feat. Nicky Jam & Daddy Yankee
93. Juice by Yo Gotti
61. Kooda by 6ix9ine
21. Him & I by G-Eazy & Halsey
Luke Bryan really frustrates me as a singer, Mark. The guy has a really good voice and when presented with a song that requires good emotion to really tell the story, Luke Bryan pulls it off in his sleep (i.e. Drink a Beer). That being said, he’s sang some of the worst songs I’ve heard this decade. I’m not gonna say them here because me and you both know them and would rather toss them into the depths of the ocean never to be heard from again. I really enjoyed this review. Keep up the great work.